It’s amazing what can make a person angry,
Notice how they are mad when it’s their fault.
I was in the grocery store and it’s always insanity,
They should have you read the rules of shopping.
You’re pushing your cart and you notice right in
Front of you that there is a cart with no one around.
They wandered off so you push the cart aside, the look,
You just look back, when they think the store is for them.
I’ve noticed this, when they are at a stand still talking,
You could call them any name in the book, cuss at them,
Nothing pisses them off more than when you just say beep! beep!
For some strange reason you have just offended them more than
Any dirty word could have, I see rudeness more and more so when
They block the Isles, stand there texting, aren’t moving, Beep! Beep!
You can’t imagine the expressions on their faces, the most dirty thing.
When you say this phrase Beep! Beep! it all stops, the faces change,
I’m surprised the police don’t come, I could say excuse me but, Beep! Beep!
This seems to work, it gets their attention everytime, so Beep! Beep!
When the roadrunner said it he sure knew what he was doing, Beep! Beep!
It will get your attention everytime, people lose their minds.
Keith Garrett
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Hahaha…. I so see that scenery…. lol!!!! Beep beep is like a code word.
Thanks for reading.
Was so funny 😀
This reminds me of the character Magnitude from “Community” who always walks around saying POP! POP!
Thank you always
Thanks for the tip, I’ll have to try that.
Thanks always.
That’s a valuable lesson, thanks!
Good text.
Thanks for reading
😀 I have to try this! 🙂
Lol
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hee hee!
It worked for the Road Runner!
Thanks always
Yet God forbid THEY should have to wait for you to move. Then the ants in their pants come alive. This is so true. Lol
I love this!!! And thanks for the follow!!! You are a witty person. It’s refreshing!!