Ralph Kramden, pins and needles, needles and pins,
It's a happy man who grins
Did Ralph ever really grin, a bus driver cranky enough.
Schemes and ideas, nothing ever worked out, always
Always a general in his fantasy world, did Alice
"Bang! zoom! to the moon with you" Alice giving him
She the faithful wife of this man always with a plan.
"Hey there Ralphie boy" says his goofy pal, Ed Norton,
Ralph is always irritated with Norton, loveable Ed.
A cranky bus driver and a happy, wacky sewer worker,
Two wives whom take care of the home and their nutty
The honeymooners, with the stars of four, gone forever.